Can Americans Beat These Animals In A Fight?

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1. My guy said 69 lol😅

2. That left guy he’s a gambler right there.

3. Depends if you get a weapon. But humans are smarter they can fight dirty

4. Beat off a Lion? I could do it, but imma need some catnip, a plushy sock and an animal planet soundtrack
   🎶🎙You and me baby we ain't nothin but mammals…

5. What?

6. Just hear me out 🦁vs🧑🏼‍🦯

7. Bro I’ve dealt with pitbulls, in fact I’m a proud owner(it’s to the left). But he’s not really aggressive, although he used to have a sister that was the most aggressive dog I’ve ever met. Sadly she got ran-over while trying to attack a truck, but I was able to throw her if I needed to, to prevent the absolute destruction of my face. Wouldn’t say that my parents made the best decision with pitbulls with little kids, but it turned out alright.

8. 100% of americans are dumb then 😂

9. i mean, one of my grandma’s cat “fin” would wipe the floors with me 💀

10. Of course Americans think they can beat theses animals they have guns after all

11. I’m beatin that pu$$y up😂😂😂

12. 69%
    “WOOHOOHOO!!!!!”

13. Those ppl can't even beat a domesticated dog 🤣

14. Shaq could do everything he mentioned

15. The rock laying on the ground

16. Y’all just forgot guns exist

17. Nah I need to know how many people think they can beat a chimpanzee… my best friend will die on a hill that he can beat a chimp one on one in a fight😂

18. I'd fight a lion before I'd fight a gorilla, those things are terrifying.

19. Listen man…. I know I can take a goose out.. now a swan, that’s a different story

20. Fun fact….In order to become a man the Maasai in Kenya had to defeat a lion one on one. It was a right of passage. Since there are not as many lions there anymore they do it in groups.

21. Me I can beat a lion with a spear

22. Maybe with a winter soldier arm

23. Because the 31% have a cat😂

24. For m, all of those animals are an absolute fuck no in a fight to the death

25. Haven’t you seen bear grills scare off a wolf?

26. I’m drawing the line at pit bull im slinging his ass

27. Just gonna put this out there right now…I can definitely beat off an elephant. 🤷

28. Shit like this makes me ashamed to be alive today

29. Kargaroos are jacked AF though

30. I can beat all of them. Just give me an AK-47.

31. Maybe they think they have the advantage for having a gun with them? 😂

32. the house cats are very devious.

33. It depends. With a spear, most of them could be fended off. I think the one that I have zero chance against would be the gorilla, even with a weapon save maybe a a really sharp hatchet and an incredibly lucky swing. Lion, one swift blow to the bridge of the nose should send him packing; To the death would require a weapon. Elephant, no chance bear handed, maybe a spear might work, but still low odds. Kangaroo, would be confident with a weapon; Unarmed it’s all or nothing, either I body the kangaroo the entire duration of the fight or it kicks me once and I crumple. Wolf, armed it doesn’t stand a chance; unarmed would probably come out on top, 60% certainty. Crocodile, kind of impossible without at least rope or something; a knife could grapple it; has to be out of the water. Pit bull wouldn’t stand a chance if I can wear extra padding, armed would trivialize it. I’d body a goose right out the gate, irregardless of equipment. If a house cat wants me gone, it’s only fair to let it try

34. They’re seriously underestimating how dangerous a feral/very angry cat can be. Super fast reflexes, sharp claws, incredibly agile. They will maul you if you’re not careful

35. should be 100% cause you can just shoot 'em

36. Housecat can actually kill a person

37. Elephant: (Minding his own business..)
    Human: Hi. I’m here to beat you off!
    Elephant: 👁️👄👁️

38. I don't think I could kill a lion but I think I could give it a fight that might make it decide I'm more trouble than I'm worth but only one lion.

39. americans are a$$

40. Why would you want to beat how house cat? And why would anyone be proud (I wouldn't even consider fighting one the most dangerous thing they could do would be ripping your guts out which is nigh impossible with a shirt on

41. I HAVE A FREIND WHO'S GRAMPA OWNS A TANK ALL OF THOSE ANIMALS CAN GO KABOOM

42. Its murrican 😮😂

43. House cats can observe more about the human body than their owners probably know themselves. Don’t underestimate a house cat’s ability to pick out vitals and target them. Don’t forget that they come from a line of natural predators, and all it takes is a slice to one of your larger veins for you to be screwed.

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