Ranking animals I could beat in a fight ft. TierZoo

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1. This was super fun, thanks for having me on!

2. The only thing that could make this better was if casual geographic could've hopped into this mix.

3. I was watching this video, and then left and came back to watch it later. When I got back on, the first thing I hear is "pounding it" without context at 24:27. That was hilarious.

4. "Use a gun" against the hippo.
   Yea because gun is gonna stop the 1 ton tank which can halve a crocodile. The hippo isn't being stopped by anything short of an intercontinental ballistic missile

5. Gorilla and Grizzly both end you no shot

6. Does he seriously believe he has any chance against a cow? Bull or not, both genders have horns and both faster and stronger than humans.

7. You know a rhino's horn is made of the same material as our fingernails

8. Damn, I’ve gotten fucked up by a chicken before.

9. All tier lists like this teach you is that humans are fuuuuuucked in nature. We are some weak-ass mfers without are massive, sexy brains.

10. a whale can make you bleed from the inside, with sound. just want to put that here

11. in defense of elephents, they can outrun you

12. Ok squirrels claws hert like a bitch

13. Steven is that you?

14. Well honestly about the snakes mongoose are designed to kill snakes

15. Y didn’t you do honey badger

16. No Ludwig the answer is to how long will it take to write your letters goodbye if you fight a polar bear

17. Rhinos would get scared and trample you but hippos will just snap you In half

18. Bear in mind Ludwig mongoose literally evolved to hunt cobras

19. Hes way to confident, a cow would trample you

20. bros vs pros animal edition when?

21. Straight up moose are worse than kangaroos and monkeys would end your lineage no cap

22. Grizzly should be higher

23. This video is PETA approved. ✅

24. Why is a kangaroo higher than a cow???? I mean kangaroos are fucking beasts but cows are like 2x their size.

25. Mans talking about which kills you faster rhino or polar bear. Funnily enough its the rhino because the polar bear will just eat you alive.

26. Bro a moose can jump 8 feet get out of here easier than a rhino

27. Ludwig not looking at the chat while they were talking about the elephant being faster triggered me

28. Horses are like the most destroyable things that can easily destroy everything

29. I would swap cow and snake and then the list looks pretty legit

30. I'm pretty satisfied with this parasocial relationship

31. Ludwig gets bodied by a pit viper, just ask Tier zoo

32. funny how all the ones where he watches a fight end up in the far left "end my lineage" catagory

33. I don't think Ludwig would win against a coordinated swarm of bees though. but i guess in a 1v1 he would.

34. I saw someone say hippos are slow af in the chat, boy someone dosen’t know hippos

35. “I’m B hopping im B hopping” had me dead

36. People who watched rezero when he was talking about rabbits in numbers: PTSD flashbacks

37. Ludwig thinks he can tank a hippos bite… little does he know….

38. the whale would be easy, just shove your arm down their throat and theyll choke to death

39. Is this without tools.. just are hands.. I can’t figure out even while watching this what the rules are or anything.

40. I wonder if Ludwig knows that Whales can explode when they die

41. lud a kangaroo would fuck you up in a fight they can go 45mph at max and punch at about 4 times their wheight

42. 15:42 When have humans been known to fight fair lol

43. kangaroos litterally cant move backwards, you could just get behind it hahaha

44. If a whale swallowed you it would choke on you. The reason it eats plankton Is because their throats are tiny compared to its body

45. Love the video

46. I feel like they're sleeping on cows, if you punch a cow in the head it could just turn and kick you in the head idk man

47. I could just punt rabbits he says. Doom slayer would come back for his revenge

48. btw giraffes can kick so hard they decapitate lions

49. if you end bees everything will die so it will end your lineage and everything you care about

50. 12:28 a rhino can body a hippo but hippo would kill a human faster

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