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  1. Ich liebe Chuck Norris, sein Image, und die ganzen Witze. Doch ich muß sagen, den Himmel und seine Tore schützen Gott Vater, sein Sohn Jesus und der Heilige Geist.

  2. Demon bursts into Satan's throne room: "BOSS, BOSS!! YOU ARE NOT GONNA BELIEVE THIS!!"

    Satan: "alright, alright Larry calm down now what is it that's got you so upset?"

    Larry: "CHUCK NORRIS IS IN HEAVEN!!"

    Satan: "WHAAAAAAAT?!"

    Larry: "CHUCK NORRIS IS IN HEAVEN RIGHT NOW TEACHING THE ANGELS MARTIAL ARTS!!"

    Satan: "THAT'S IT!! I'M LEAVING HELL AND MOVING TO IRAN!!"

    Larry: "But Boss who's gonna be ruler of Hell if you're in Iran?!"

    Satan: "Jeffrey Epstein!"

  3. Born to be an eternal legend…
    Chuck Norris cracks me up when telling Chuck Norris jokes😂😂😂
    Raised up with his movies and TV series 70,80,90s he's a beloved actor and martial arts artist and teacher.

  4. This man and Michael J White are the only true Martial artist ever in the movies. Nobody could fuck with Chuck Morris one on one.

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