Hey Everyone, Nigel here. If you tuned in to our video earlier this week then you’ll know that for our last compilation series to round out the holiday season we decided to take a look at some of the many cases we’ve covered over the years from the weird and wild state of Florida. This is the second and final part of that compilation, but if you haven’t seen the first we’ll leave a link in the description below. Just a heads up we’ll be back next week with all new editions of Crimes of the Week and Crimes of the Week International, so be sure to check those out as well.
As always, one thing to keep in mind is that these segments have not been edited since they appeared in their respective lists, so references to specific days of the week as well as other small details may no longer apply. Also, yes we know that we said Florida MAN in the title, but we’ve also included plenty of Florida WOMEN on here as well. With that out of the way, this is Crimes of the Week — The Florida Man Compilation: Part 2
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00:00 – Intro
00:55 – Beverly Beach, Florida
03:34 – Key Largo, Florida
05:37 – Marion County, Florida
08:25 – Melbourne, Florida
10:44 – Clearwater, Florida
12:59 – Wildwood, Florida
15:04 – Seminole, Florida
16:29 – Melbourne, Florida
18:40 – Marion County, Florida
21:59 – Brevard County, Florida
23:49 – Spring Hill, Florida
26:17 – Poinciana, Florida
28:49 – Fort Myers, Florida
29:56 – Palm Coast, Florida
31:38 – Stuart, Florida
33:19 – Altamonte Springs, Florida
35:03 – Volusia County, Florida
37:31 – Clearwater, Florida
37:12 – Mims, Florida
39:27 – Clearwater, Florida
40:02 – Cocoa, Florida
41:39 – Cape Canaveral, Florida
43:35 – Lady Lake, Florida
46:01 – Daytona Beach Shores, Florida
47:55 – Seminole County, Florida
49:46 – Clearwater, Florida
51:25 – Spring Hill, Florida
53:19 – St. Pete Beach, Florida
54:47 – Port Orange, Florida
57:33 – Callaway, Florida
58:54 – Brooksville, Florida
1:01:09 – Daytona Beach, Florida
1:04:33 – Panama City Beach, Florida
1:06:32 – Gainesville, Florida
1:08:08 – North Port, Florida
1:10:03 – Ocala, Florida
1:12:49 – Davenport, Florida
1:14:57 – Clearwater, Florida
1:16:08 – Citrus County, Florida
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Darwin's spirit appears to have taken up residence in Fla. 🤣
CZone… awesome as always!
26 years on the force???? But still standing in front of the door??? Really 😂
The dude with the wifi will actually have a wifi connection in his cell so it was pretty stupid for cops to say he wouldn't
I live on a van…down by the river..
But..
…its a nice van..and a beautiful river.
34:52 😂 her mugshot looks like Ronald McDonald 😂😂😂
Crimes of the Week Florida and California could be their own regular You Tube channels.
High speed chases So Cal can probably be it's own channel 😂
That ambuent guitar music in the background could make a comedian seem somber and sad, damn that's deep
It's always the alcohol!
Ive gotta stop looking at the news its making me so angry to see such evil hatred others have for innocent hard working people ,like beating an elderly man down to the ground and kicking him the poor man has damentia
(Verse 1)
Yo, down in the Sunshine State, it’s hot and wild,
Got gators in the yard, the environment's untiled,
But it ain't just the wildlife that’s un-mild,
It’s the Florida Man, his crimes compiled.
One man tried to throw a gator through a drive-thru,
Said it was just a prank, but the cops knew,
That in Florida, man, it’s just how they do,
Strange crimes in the news, always something new.
Another dude chilling, was caught with a stash,
Not drugs or cash, but a shed full of trash,
Stolen poolsides, it was a grand bash,
The "Florida Man" headline, a national smash.
(Chorus)
Florida Man, oh, what’s the plan?
Wildin’ out, in the white sand,
From Miami to the Panhandle’s band,
Strange crimes, the "Florida Man."
(Verse 2)
Let’s not forget the man who stole an ambulance ride,
Needed a lift, took first responders for a glide,
Left them baffled, jaws open wide,
“Only in Florida,” they sighed, worldwide.
Then there's the cat who broke into the zoo,
Stole a flamingo, for what, nobody knew,
Florida Man, with feathers pink, not blue,
Headlines scream, "The craziest breakthrough!"
Got another tale, sounds like a myth,
Man called 911 ‘bout his missing meth,
Said someone stole it, out of breath,
Cops arrived, arrested him, he protested with zest.
(Chorus)
Florida Man, oh, what’s the plan?
Wildin’ out, in the white sand,
From Miami to the Panhandle’s band,
Strange crimes, the "Florida Man."
(Bridge)
Every day’s a new story, a wild headline,
From wrestling gators to the criminal mastermind,
In the land of oranges, sunshine, and crime,
Florida Man reigns, in his own prime.
(Verse 3)
One tried to jet ski on the street, during a flood,
Law said no, but he just shrugged,
Rain pouring down, couldn’t tell him, "bud,"
He just revved up, left a watery thud.
Remember the one with the sword, oh lord,
Brandished it at the cops, in a shopping board,
Chaos ensued, but he got floored,
Florida Man’s antics, never ignored.
(Chorus)
Florida Man, oh, what’s the plan?
Wildin’ out, in the white sand,
From Miami to the Panhandle’s band,
Strange crimes, the "Florida Man."
(Outro)
So here's to the tales that make headlines dance,
A mix of bizarre, leaving nothing to chance,
Florida Man, in his strange stance,
Living life like it’s one big, wild expanse.
Florida is a melting pot of out of state fools.
1:54 Here we see the quintessential Florida man: filthy camo, work boots, mossy beard, and ball cap. Surprised the hat isn't red, tbh. This type thinks the "guvmint" is out to get him and walks around angry most of the time. I wouldn't mess with them.
Micheal Barr or Sideshow Bob?
O.K.- I'm going to go ahead and call bullshit on you guys because you're flat wrong- you can absolutely pass a piss test with mellow yellow- I've done it. And- now that I work in rehab- I've had clients do it- and get away with it- for a short while. The difference is whether or not it gets sent to a lab- or do they just do the ole strip test right there in the office. If it's the latter- just the strip test- or something similar- it works. If it gets sent to the lab- you're screwed. The truth is that most places can't afford to send every sample to the lab- they send a few each month- randomly selected. The rest get tested in office with a little test kit that only detects if the piss is the right temp., and whether or not it has traces of drugs in it- that's it. In fact- many don't even test the temp- we just stick a temp strip on the side of the cup and check to make sure it's at least 97 degrees, then we make sure it looks yellow- not clear like water- and that's it. If it passes those two tests, we accept the sample, it gets the office test- if it shows clean- you're good.
But- your deception will only work so long because like I said- every client gets their sample sent off to the lab at least once every 3 months. There they will break it down and show us every single compound in the urine, what amount of it is there, etc. So then, we cannot only tell you cheated- we can tell what you used to cheat. The most common thing now- fake urine- it's called "U-Pass" – but not even that will pass the lab. Yes, it has the right compounds in it- but they're at specific levels which means it has a unique chemical signature- the chances that your urine would naturally match that signature perfectly is basically zero. Plus- if they use fake pee, they have to find a way to get the medicines that are supposed to be in their system in the fake pee- at the right levels. Which would be near impossible- and wouldn't matter if you got it right because they're also looking for metabolites of all those medicines. Those are the compounds created inside your body when you take a drug so, if you just put raw medicine in the pee- it's not going to work. There is really no way to beat the lab- other than using someone else's urine who took the same meds you are supposed to take, in the same amounts. Good luck finding that.
I'll never go….its causes issues with family vacations…i even have access to a house for free whenever I want….fuck Florida
#boycottFlorida Thank-you for your report. These are really but a few of the crazy crimes happening there. Want to see Disney? Go to Disneyland in California and stay out of Miami, Jacksonville and Orlando.
There’s a drink in Asia called “Vitalon P”. It comes in a yellow can with a big red “P” on it. It’s also a yellow liquid. We jokingly call it “Can of P”. I bet that’s what Hunter tried using.🤣🤣🤣
That dude may have thought the Mexican drug cartel was after him because he was really high, or because the Mexican drug cartel has set itself up in nearly every state, especially all over the state of Florida, and they were actually after him.
Ginea Shamiracle? No wonder. Her parents must have hated her. Ridiculous.
🇫🇴🤣😂
OK, so do people commit crimes in any other state or is Florida the only place where crimes happen?
‘Twas me. I put a curse on Andre.
LOL love it. "Florida Man" games in St Augustine, FL 24 February 2024.
“ Dirtbag “ ?… ( seems too kind in-spite his record 🤔
There is NO link to the part 1 like you said there would be. Bummer.
Something tells me those two kids that took mom's car for a joyride would rather be in juvey right now…
Correctional facilities are nothing compared to the wrath of mom!
The continuing misadventures of Atomic Karen & Florida Man!
She's her own worst enemy and he's his own comic relief!!!🤣🤣🤣
Guys, I always look for your videos because they're super interesting and well written. But I have a horribly Karen-ish and nitpicky request: If you're going to do Florida man videos, please learn how to pronounce Ocala. Every time you say it it's jarring, like hearing someone hit a wrong note in a piano piece. I hope you forgive me — I love your channel.
The second chick is beyond foxy holy fuck
Oh my God, stop claiming dissociative identity disorder. It's so rare that most professionals don't believe it exists, and yet I know at least 3 people who believe they have it. Just learn to take responsibility for your actions and feelings, people.
Joes crab shack shitter could have been found by dna right?
Is ANYONE gonna do something about all this HORSE 💩 No. Colorado is just as bad already, and continually worsening…Dang drugs horse💩 Petty theft robbery stealing horse 💩 and people being OVERLOOKED HORSE 💩
34:45 – that's a dude.
Don't try to sing all night long if your locked up. The guy under my bunk tried that, and the cops let the other guys trying to sleep beat the crap out of him lol.
Did anyone else notice that the tattooist misspelt 'BRAINS' at 1:14:12?
Nobody can blame shy miracle for. For her Actions After all she did have parents that named her shy miracle
THANK YOU GUYS for the work you all put into getting these videos out. it seems that people are REALLY losing all concepts of responsibilities, common sense, and courtesy . just my opinion….unfortunately it is not restricted to just Florida
I live in Marion County and just thought I'd point out that the sheriff's car shown with "dolphin guy" is actually from Marion Co south Carolina Otherwise an amusing episode as always
53:47 wasting food .