Compilation Of Michael’s Best Jokes About Driving | Michael McIntyre

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1. Funny BUT no … Michael — we are not trying to warn the people behind us , out of the goodness of our heart’s . We just don’t want the dickhead behind us on the phone to the radio station 🤦🏻‍♀️ turning our car into Car version of a tandem bicycle . 😉

2. I love his hetero-campiness 🙂

3. Thus is why Michael is the fucking goat

4. He is bringing up all kind of (painful) subjects without ever being disrespectful!!!
   His way of talking and acting in combination is so vivid I am having the feeling I experienced the same situation.
   Intelligent, funny, charming and everything else for being brilliant.🥰👏😂💕

5. National treasure 😂😂

6. Hilarious ! one my fav comedians haha

7. what a genius. havent laughed so much for a while

8. Barrys probably pretty clever cus he wants a clear run on that North Circular…..

9. Weird seeing him HOLD the microphone

10. As a professional truck driver in America , the hazards are used if you don’t pick up your speed quick enough . Or I use them to warns others that traffic has slowed down in front of me . Even as the weather is hazardous .

11. And yes we do like to watch the idiots that pass us on the road

12. Fun fact the average tractor only does 25 mph

13. Idiot how u think we move tractors from field to field you think e drive them through other peoples fields that are planted

14. It's too late for me, save as many as you can – Barry. 😭😂

15. It's too late for me, save as many as you can – Barry. 😭😂

16. You’ve made your decision except your fate prick 🤣🤣🤣

17. You have the wheels to drive in the field 😂😂😂

18. The tractor one😂

19. Hey genius tell me this, how is the tractor supposed to get between fields. Farmers have the same right on the roads as anyone else

20. 2:10 shut up, bitch. -the rock

21. The BMW X5 gag is one of his classics.

22. He’s absolutely gorgeous!! 😘😘

23. So true, it's hilarious … does everybody in the world do the same thing😅

24. Oh so so true about watching the traffic on the other side and slightly chuffed your on the RIGHT SIDE.
    Plus he is so cute so cute. Plus his impression of the blinking hazard lights has got to be a first so funny.

25. Just fabulous, thank you ……..

26. Yes, I know someone who gets very very very upset if gratitude is not expressed on the Road when a person is given way🤷‍♀️🤦‍♀️. Takes it very personally if eye contact isn't made, a gift basket doesn't arrive, and a halo doesn't magically appear above his head!

27. Michael is definitely a city boy. Can't even overtake a tractor like a man 😛 haha

28. I think drivers that can't overtake tractors should have their licence revoked. Sincerely- the guy staring at you saying make your fucking move

29. As a tractor driver I love his take on us 😂🚜. All very true btw.

30. Anyone got his advert on his book? Is this on purpose or a coincidence

31. Relatable which makes it so funny

32. Hilarious!

33. 7:17 I remember that one, I was at that show

34. Michael 😂😂😀😅😅

35. This not only applies to the British… it applies internationally hahahahahahahah. Be grateful my friend!

36. The hazard lights segment is my most favourite I've seen it like 10 times already and it's still so funny to me I cry 😀

37. No tractors in Devon do 5mph. Most do 50 around the villages. Complete nutters!

38. I don't even drive, but I can still relate

39. "When you're plowing, I don't drive in front of you at 5 miles/hour." 😅

40. Some of us drivers are female. Shocking I know.

41. I think the joke about being grateful about thanking drivers has to be Michael McIntyre’s best joke ever. He’s soo good because his comedy 90% relates to everyone and he never singles a certain group out. I hate it when comedians use most their content on their race or weight etc. This is pure comedy gold!!

42. When he was talking about the car at the back trying to take over everybody that is literally my dad 😂 and he actually has a black BMW X5 😂🤣

43. Turgid

44. I kept hearing Michael in my head when I got stuck in a jam on I-75 last month. I kept looking over at the opposing traffic during the FIRST 15 minutes of being stuck there (before I gave up and started an audiobook) and hearing, "Look at them, they have no idea!" Yeah…FOUR MILE BACKUP BECAUSE OF A STALLED VEHICLE IN THE RIGHT LANE!!!

45. 😂

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