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  1. Tomar is one of those people where you really have to think before you talk to him. As one day hes happy and will givr you a great talk, good life advice, and a hug. On other days you may get your arms broken in several places, tortured, and skull cracked open to expose a leaking red froth. The bad outweighs the good in my opinion but you do you. Pray for anyone who actually meets him 🙏

  2. I don't understand how Tomar still has an online following. I met him a couple years back at a con and he grabbed my burlap sack of unrefined gold and swallowed it whole. I didn't know what to say and before I knew it he was gone? Anyone else with experiences like this?

  3. One time, I saw tomar at the 2014 comicon, and when I asked for an autograph for my little sister, he bit my finger, and one of his yellow teeth fell out and got stuck in my skin. Then he said "give THAT to your bitch of a sister"

  4. The rise and fall of Joshua Tomar is pretty sad, ever since he acquired all 7 Tomar emeralds the power has really gone to his head. He’s been demanding 95% from Chris’s revenue from all oneyplays episodes with Tomar in them.

  5. I never met Tomar, but my cousin said she saw him at a quick check while she was waiting for her sub to finish. The sandwich artist called my cousins number, and very quickly, Tomar grabbed the wrap and shuffled away. My cousin stopped him and was like "hey man, I think you grabbed my sandwich by mistake, no biggie" and Tomar said "the only mistake here is that I let you walk away with both of your legs working." She said the next thing she remembers is waking up in a big crop-circle an hour away from the quick check with the words "thanks for the sandwich" sewn into her abdomen, and 11 cicada shells stuck to her arms. He seems like a cool guy though besides that.

  6. One time I saw Tomar at times square and he tried to throw me into ongoing traffic. After I just barely escaped being run over he patted me on the back and let out a hearty laugh, said "good day chap!" and walked away. Then as I turned around to walk away he threw a shoe at me. Don't know what that was about.

  7. It was great getting to meet tomar at the end of his concert, he did this meet and greet where people went into this dark room and got to meet him one on one, almost no one came out and you could hear feint sounds of tomar saying "Even the best of goyim should all be killed" before some screams could be heard and the next person went in, it sounded like they were really happy to meet him. Sadly I didn't get to go inside before they closed for the night, but it was great hearing him teach the words of the talmud to his fans.

  8. You guys remember that time tomar went to israel and on the day of his arrival there were reports of Palestinian children being ripped apart by what was appeared to be a bald chimp with a long beard? That was weird. Even weirder was how it just suddenly stopped the second tomar started driving to the airport on his way back home.

  9. I feel like Tomar is truly one of the sweetest people ever, making this joke even more hilarious 😂😂

  10. Tomar was a key operative in the Bay of Pigs when he tried to assassinate Fidel Castro with a bugged copy of Sonic 2, the mission failed when Castro died and Tomar morphed into an exact copy of the dictator and continued his reign of terror.

  11. I cant believe Joshua Tomar is walked with all those charges and accusations. I honestly don’t feel safe in my skin knowing that man is walking in the streets and there’s even the slightest possibility I might cross paths with him. I pray for those who’ve had any encounter this monster.

  12. Tomar is actually such a nice guy, he would never do anything that’s been said in this video. Come on guys, let’s just get back to enjoying good ol OneyPlays content like good little pawn….I mean fans. By the way, castling is not a real term and is not why I’m making this comment.

  13. I met Tomar at a local Trader Joes but when i said hi to him he hissed at me and followed me to the parking lot and stared at me until i left in my car. Next morning i found my car windows smashed and tires slashed. Very uncanny, that man.

  14. One time I tried saying hi to Tomar, and he ripped off my arm and said "This is your payment for wasting my time" then he beat me with my own severed arm until I sang the Tomar theme song and kept my arm

  15. its so subtle but if you know the backstory i like how you can slightly, just by his slight voice difference, tell when Tomar replaces the original and pretends to be him

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