Top Gear and Grand Tour stars saying stupid things either questions of things which don’t make sense. everything they do is stupid but this is a few of the iconic stupid things they do and say.
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Episodes:
motorhome flipped wind 15.4
gt seaman dragonfly eating
Bonneville what if someone sees us 12.2
polar special ice
gt1.3 painting
gt1.5 ain’t coming
19.2 paper
middle east Hammond plane
11.1
10.6
polar shotgun
gt3.1 seat
which arm have you broken gt1.11
finger source of the Nile 19.7
rover James 19.5
lorry tape 12.1
21.1 50
bridges Patagonia
21.3 tape the fiesta
demolition water pipe 17.5
snow measuring 16.5
7.5 milk man
13.7 electricity
12.1 back of a cow milk
20.4 hoover van
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2:33
Tonight
I come to power in Britain
Richard gets hair coloring
And James blows his head off
Jeremy Clarkson: "If I become Prime Minister….."
At the end of the movie London Has Fallen: Prime Minster Clarkson.
james is right, though. nobody REALLY knows what electricity is. we know what it's made of, and what it does, but nobody's really sure what it actually… like… is.
4:14 ACHKTUALLY the Belgrano was a heavy cruiser. Brooklyn Class to be precise. Sold to Argentina by the USA after ww2
4:52
The three stooges of britian
I like how most of these clips are james yet he's definitely the smartest out the three
Cracked up!
I love it when James play the fool. It's the closest thing we have to an alien trying to understand humans.
No that’s marajuana that makes your pee smell. Lmao
May asks if Clarkson's brakes are squeaking and he responds with, "No they're birds. That's bird song." 😂
My favorite is Australia when Clarkson looks to camera and says,"Crocodiles do have hairy ears.". Hilarious.
A few more Hammond moments I would’ve added;
Jeremy: “We’re very close to the equator, perhaps we’re on it”
Richard: “Nah we’d see it a big dotted line”
“All this small farming stuff is that to do with communism?”
And also not knowing it was Stalins head on his bonnet
They never were stupid! Besides the wildlife documentaries they provided the most sophisticated content for the BBC.
Its sad that we wont get any more content from them. Why everyone got so offended about jeremys joke is beyond me.
bruh u need to make a whole video about this but it's only Jeremy
4:01 No, no, no. They're called the ROZZERS.
They may be idiots, but they're our idiots.
I don't understand how that jeremy clarkson eats insects in dinner . It's disgustingly disgusting . It's really dirty .
No matter how many times I've seen these clips, I will ALWAYS burst out laughing when I see them
I love it when they act stupid, they're so convincing
I refuse to believe these 3 have spoken about Birmingham more than stupid things
2:33, Rusts Armourer before giving the gun to Alec Baldwin
New Zealand is a bunch of hypocrites
Man you have to be a little more specific about the name, every second of both shows is basically a “stupid” compilation
Which seat comes as standard and which arm have you broken were bloody funny
"why don't they put the deer sign on the deer?"
of all the insects that has ever been eaten, the worst are grasshoppers, because they actually smell like grass and mud. so they are horrible, no matter how you salt and pepper them. You will get that taste in your mouth and the smell lingers. you also have to remove parts and eat the body itself. which is troublesome.
3:58 Often chased by the fifty…. I laugh every single time.
Which seat do they put in as standard 😂😂
James' iconic line "does that mean, he/she is not coming on the?"
James, looking down the barrel of his own shotgun, will always make me laugh!
"From the back of a cow? That's not milk…" 🤣
is only my audio very low ??
You forgot to add the episode where he says "look it's a hippo's head" and then "well it's probably a whole hippo, the rest is just underwater"
James was slowly become my favorite smarty slow one until 2:32….nah I still love him
Which seat do they put in as standard. Fucking kills me
I could listen to Clarkson laugh all day. His wheezing laughter is so infectious.
Jeremy's genius was not that frightening in this video
This video could've been 6 months long
3:31 My favourite part
2:31
The belgrano was a Cleveland class light cruiser, originally named uss phoenix
Shocked that this is only 6 minutes.
Here's your sign
"No, not my finger. The water" 😂
James May almost become the 2nd Kurt Cobain…
2:34 luke staring down the youngling slayer 9000
0:17 you're eating a dragon