[Vinesauce] Vinny – The Lord of the Rings: Gollum (PART 2)

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2. when you aren’t watching the gameplay it just sounds like golem is constantly being beaten up or jacked off i can’t decide

3. This must be the cracker

4. Did no one on the design team realize that the orc armor looks like a literal cock and balls?

   ….or was that the intention?

5. I love that "Pleeeease play more" song 1:10:10 and at 1:10:32

6. Vinny, why? WHY? WHY MUST YOU PLAY THIS GAME? WHY MUST YOU TORTURE YOURSELF?

7. They made Gollum so OOC lmao.

8. PLEASE BE NICE TO THE BIRD. Also more Gollum please, holy shit this is magnificent EDIT: Got to end of video, understandable that nobody wants to play this. Still though, the lack of "finale" in the title brings hope. One day.

9. 4:20 Very cool of this game to give itself a cursed corruption in realtime!

10. This game is if like Resident Evil 4 remake just made you play the whole game as Ashley, but in this instead of playing as a badass like Aragorn or Talion, you're playing as a pale monkey goblin for 70$

11. 11:34 If Oblivion guards killed you on sight instead of following the law

12. This game just feels like someone's excuse to explore their own humiliation kink

13. Vinny really enjoyed swimming in the jizz pond.

14. I'm so glad Vinny knows Gollum is voiced by Riki from Xenoblade.

15. I want more of this purely for the "Objectives" bit. It's just… it's very good.

16. Vinny only played this game because he heard there was orcs breeding

17. 39:00 yo if gollum got that far why doesn't he just….leave, clearly he can jungle gym all the way to the top if he wanted lol
    weird thing to complain about I know but if I was playing this I'd be under the impression we were escaping, not going back to play prison simulator 2023, which then I'd prolly turn the game off permanently if i hadn't already
    and then he escaped two seconds later anyways like did they really think the player wanted to do the tag fetching again? though when you think about it if sauron wanted gollum to get the ring why put him in prison? (which I checked and he does indeed let him go after the interrogation in the books)

18. But Vinnys must HE MUST finishes the game!

    CHATULM, CHATULM.

    He WILL finishes it we's demands the FINISHING, THE THROTTLING! Vinnys would never hurts us with this

19. Was there seriously no patch??

20. This'll be great to fall asleep to.

21. Q. Why does he have split personality

    A. Ring gave him beefbrain

22. Vinny please don't play more of this. It doesn't get better, it gets worse and rapidly stops being fun to watch.

23. This game is so bizarre. Even if it was made competently, it's a movie-based game that grossly drags out a very minor story detail that only book nerds would care about, without apparently adding anything to said story. And perhaps a different kind of nerd might be interested in the breeding cells thing.

    Did you know Gollum is supposed to have clothes.

    Tolkien put out an official guide to illustrating LotR, because he forgot to bring some important things up clearly in the story itself, where he dedicates 3 pages to hairy feet. In fact, early illustrators thought Gollum was some fucking massive ogre, that's how poorly Tolkien physically described the dude.

    The movie design correctly makes him very pale, but he's supposed to have pockets full of sharp rocks and bat wings and other weird shit, and in the rare event someone sees him when he doesn't want to be seen, they think he's a bigass squirrel or something, 'cause he's covered in animal skins and rags.

    I think this game was trying to make him cute so the player would pity him more, but movie Gollum is not cute. Movie Gollum is the quintessential Redditor.

24. Finally Gollum content. The whole reason I watch Vinesauce.

25. .. the lack of the word FINAL in the video title has me concerned for Vinny's future health

26. I guess Vinny was arguing with his inner Gollum about Playing this more and i guess Gollum won the argument.

27. An actual lotr farming sim sounds nice actually.

28. Somebody corrupt this game plaease

29. 1:29:50 He said it! I clapped, I clapped when I heard it!

30. Senua's Sacrifice is a better Gollum game than Gollum game

31. Tbh I think the environment artists did a good job on this game

32. nobody ever apoligised to me for all the dreadful shit games i rented from the video store. i dont think anyone said they were sorry for making superman 64.

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