Capybara Kissing Speedrun (any% World Record)

Capybara Kissing Speedrun (any% World Record)
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HOMELANDER HAS FALLEN.

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Uncle Farmer Dad Ben 👨🏻‍🌾

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42 Comments

  1. Uncle Ben! Why don’t you tie a thin cloth around Mr. Big Ounce’s waist where the tumour is? That way it won’t get too scratched up when he’s hoppin’ ‘round ❤ 🙏

  2. I'm pretty sure you didn't have any real intention of doing this, but just gotta say that killing owls which are native species of the local ecosystem to protect ducks would be the most absurd and reckless thing to do.

  3. I have noticed you have not sold out, and it is one of the main reasons I have respect for you (That and our mutual love for gods creations). Sola Scriptura. Greed and fear kill both the mind and rotten the soul.

  4. What you said on the screen at 10:32 reminds me of Proverbs 30:7-9 🙂

    “Two things I request of You
    (Deprive me not before I die):
    Remove falsehood and lies far from me;
    Give me neither poverty nor riches—
    Feed me with the food allotted to me;
    Lest I be full and deny You,
    And say, ‘Who is the Lord?’
    Or lest I be poor and steal,
    And profane the name of my God.”

  5. There's one thing I couldn't help but wonder. Since you thought Gort and Quandale were both female, because the males have stink glands, will you eventually rehome Gort since it seems to be that he is male? I hope not, but I can understand why…

  6. I know it reduces the area the birds can range in but can you put some metal posts with a few large nets with holes in them. They don't absorb water and the sun shines through them. It has saved me a lot of chickens. I still lose a few but it's a great deterrent. I used 4 poles in the corners and a few towards the center to reduce sagging.

  7. forlornly rescinding my marriage proposal because I am a taxidermist and our professional attitudes could probably not coexist…. alas…….. can we still be friends tho

  8. it would be really nice if since uncle ben is paying for big ounce's surgery, in the future when uncle ben gets older and needs medical help big ounce will help him out in some way, probably giving he a cyborg body or something

  9. A good way to protect your ducks may be an aviary, it would also protect your chickens and other birds. You could probably have the opportunity to help more types of birds too.

  10. If possible uncle Ben I would recommend getting a quail, there are massive hoarding situations in Texas and I’m sure Big Ounce would appreciate a friend since he has to stay inside away from his wife

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