Near-Death Experience

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1. just realized that he talks in foot and inches… weird

2. I once almost drowned in a swimming pool with nobody around. Long story short, I thought I could swim without a life vest, so I waddled into the deep end of the pool while nobody was outside to watch me and found out very quickly that I didn't know how to swim….

3. i was so confused at the end i thought phil was the one driving the car💀

4. When I was 9, I chocked on a Sausage and was traumatised from eating solid foods for 5 weeks

5. i was crossing the road and nearly got hit by a double decker bus

6. weird to hear dan say girlfriend

7. Hi

8. i smashed my head on a metal pole and almost bled to death when i was 5
   so how was your day?

9. One time I was dared to jump off a cliff into the ocean so I took off my shirt and jumped but I literally had to cling to a random rock to stop myself from getting swept out to sea. It was not fun but I got 50 bucks.

10. I almost got hit by a bus once

11. I drank perfume once

12. Phil clearly in the car- "she"

13. 2:02 “when I was with my last girlfriend” pffffttgtg
    It was probably Phil

14. I almost drowned with my friend once at a waterpark lol

15. I almost got hit by a car

16. "one time a set a bible on fire at a friends house" Dan-????

17. I had a huge chunk of ice fall on my head from 40 feet in the air…. off of a ride I was operating I did not open the protective umbrella because it was warmer with the sunlight.

18. Literally everytime I've ever crossed any road ever A BLOODY CAR COMES OUT OF NOWHERE and nearly kills me
    🙃

19. in the kitchen, i sometimes drop sharp ass steak knives onto the floor centimetres from my foot and scare the absolute shit out of myself.

20. I remember watching this when I was ten and being so confused on what the fuck he was talking about 😂

21. I love that at 1:47 you can see that the car is empty…

22. I tried to cut a piece of tape with a butcher knife for no reason, then I chopped two of my fingers to the bone because I forgot they were there…

23. I almost died twice as a baby. Once when i almost starved to death and another when I had a seizure and literally stopped breathing.

    It's not funny, but it happened.

24. I once fell in a massive puddle as a toddler at the beach and almost drowned.

25. I was at 6 flags on a rollercoaster looking up to the ground, the 1 time I didn't fasten the extra little wimpy seat belt that looks like it belongs in a car, and the bar went back up. I was already pushing my legs against the seat it front of me and squeezing the bar. When we went back I pulled it back down. It wasn't scary though cause it was some how the last thing I thought would happen. All I thought was "wtf,well….uhh".

26. One time when i was on my way to the train station with my sis to get to the school i like to call hell, i wanted ti cross the road, it was winter and therefore dark, plus it was like 7:50 am. So, I look in both directions, see no car, want to cross the road, and what did i see when i looked to my right? A motherfucking car, i jumped back imideatly, waited the car to pass so i can finaly cross this bitch of a road and go on with my day like usual. As the school day passes, i forget about what happend in the morning, and as i walk in the door and look at my mothers face, I imediatly knew my sis told my mother, and as if it werent bad enough my mother told my dad

    And that is how i could have died at the age of 12 (I'm 14 now and got a hell of a life)

27. I was about six and I couldn't swim, and I was on this floaty raft thing at the beach, and someone who was a part of the group my family was with that day didn't know that I couldn't swim, decided it would be a funny prank to try to push me off the raft. I nearly drowned that day. Luckily someone else in the group pulled me up and I was okay after that. Until I slipped on the wet sidewalk on the way back from the bathroom and scraped the hell out of my ankle where I still have a scar. Yeah, that was a fun day.

28. the car scene reminds me of that one spongebob ep when he's trying to board the bus

29. I once fell asleep on a motorbike too

30. I chewed gum before sleeping

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