The Difference Between Hunting And Huntin. Dry Bar Comedy

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1. My son bought bb guns for his girls when they were 5 and shotguns at 10. Now they're 12 and 13 and going deer hunting this year for the first time. He doesn't have room in his stand for 2 so grandpa gets to have one of the girls in my stand this year. He shot a buck with me in my stand when he was 12 so hopefully history will repeat itself with my granddaughter seeing I'm not going to get to hunt. But watching a kid get their first deer is better then getting the trophy of a lifetime anyway.

2. Jokes about killing unarmed animals with high powered rifles for greed and pleasure(or hunting) ……ahhh, how far we have come as the sole species on top of the food chain. LOL! No wonder we are doomed. I just wish it was only us and not every other living species on the planet, due to our industrial induced climate change of coarse

3. Now I understand why American mental development is decades behind most of the rest of the world. While most young people in Europe, for example, are working on their education and their intellect, in the US they are still hunting defenseless animals in a forest. Bunch of hill billies.

4. These were hilarious! 🤣🤣
   And that's why my parents never let us watch Bambi. I thought my friends who cried about it were nuts, and I'm a girl. I think I was actually about 14 yrs old when I shot my first deer. And putting out corn is illegal in Montana near/during hunting season bc it's considered "baiting." I've shot two, and then quit while I was ahead, bc the rule in my family is. "You kill it, you clean it." The first one I shot was on my Dad's good buddy's ranch, and they were running late for something…so he had already driven over a and gutted it by the time I walked over to it. The second one my dad cleaned because I was under the weather and it was raining… I don't really care for the taste of wild meat, and there's no point in harvesting an animal if it's not going to be consumed.

5. Dude, she was just showing you what to expect if you ever cheat on her.

6. 17:55 In response, Sir wild animals are already playing that game their entire lives, it's called survival! They are searching for food and water ALL the time, EVERY DAY of their lives. There's no telling how much sleep they will get when they sleep either. The ones that make it to adulthood are simply lucky.

7. Hunt'n season in the south "is a LEGAL day NOT to show up for NOTHIN" ❤🤗💙 my daddy played the "Snipe" hunt'n joke on all us kids when we got old enough 😢🤔🤣 ya gotta roll with the punches when you're born OR raised in the south 🤣🤣🤣 I was both and I loved it 💙😍❤

8. Animal murderer 😂🤣

9. Vegetarian is an old Indian wood for bad hunter.

10. Hunting: is one shot one kill dead deer.
    Huntin: is one deer shoot until you kill it.

11. IF…
    You go to hell, I can see you being bitten to pieces for ever by dressed angry squirrels 🐿🤣😂😅😆

12. On base! Hahaha

13. Post a schedule or something 😂🤣 oh my gosh.

14. This is hilarious I just really love it used to hunt every year with my dad and my mom and brother

15. Lol I remember my dad telling me and my friends about snipe hunting 🤣

16. This was great.👍

17. Mmhhhmmm fixin goin huntin we sum coyotes toenite.

18. Don't get me wrong, these jokes were funny! 😁
    But..
    Hunters are just men with no balls. You ain't nothing if you have to kill a defenseless animal with a weapon. Real men protect the innocent. And have enough brains to know that you don't need to murder a deer just so there's food for the rest 🤦🏽‍♀️😂😂

19. Snipe hunting! Scarred me 4 life! Thot I had put it behind me til now-oh how they laughed…

20. “They weren’t for the rabbit. He had four of them.” 😂😂😂

21. Hopefully they informed him that wrestling is enunciated Ras’el’n. Not to be confused with tussle’n!) and Beer is just Berr. Similar to how a person from the south stands out whenever they go up north… Northerner’s stick out down south

22. Should get human numbers down, hunting, they made of meat and are good to eat !

23. 1:31 "what's up; where you been?"

24. The little girl feeding the deer and her ilk are the major spreader of chronic wasting disease in deer.

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