Recommended For You

About the Author: Valentyn Trostianchuk

23 Comments

  1. I was collecting my exs belongings from storage in 1997 and the brand new mountain bike I had bought her had been stolen by the man guarding them. I was still moving back and forth from the flat with my friend after kicking off with him. When we came back on I notices that the axe that was in the toolbag by the door had vanished. He was sat on the bed with it between his feet waiting for us to come back into the flat. He jumped off the bed with the axe in his hand. I drove trough and flattened him before he had time to swing. You have to think fast. It would have been worse if it was a knife though I was once threatened with a knife in my parents hotel bar after breaking a man's nose for burgling my sister. Nothing that the pool cue didn't sort out. Then there was the occasion when I went to sort 3 men with a pair of nunchucks. They shit their pants and backed off once I pulled them and gave them a little demo whilst going psychotic. There was another occasion when me my dad and my brother went into a flat full of men to eject a guy that burgled my mum. Dad and brother had a piece of 3×2 in their hands, and I had a claw hammer. The guy was carried out on a stretcher though we didn't need to use the weapons. My brother was once pulling someone's bird in a flat opposite my parents hotel, which led to my dad coming over and sorting it. My brother shit his pants. There's more stories about using weapons from back in the 90s but I feel I've typed enough here.

  2. Yep, gotta move in fast. Know where the greatest force is distributed through the bat and avoid that part the most through timing if you can't avoid the bat entirely. I would be off to the side from stepping offline diagonally or to my left side.

Comments are closed.