Shylily Reacts to the Funniest Fails of the Week | I’m a Complete Moron 😵‍💫 | FAILARMY

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1. 4:26 Task failed horribly. 🤦‍♂🤦‍♂🤦‍♂🤦‍♂🤦‍♂🤦‍♂🤦‍♂

2. Thanks for the video, Pierre. Womp Womp! ❤

3. Road construction is one of the deadliest jobs. Not because of how hard the work is. Not because of the margin of error they are working in with the equipment and site. But the environment, specifically humans driving cars.

4. I love how many of these only happen, because the idiots are too busy recording themselves doing something, instead of actually focusing on doing it. If they would just put their phone down, and put both hands on the bottle/tray/cup/plate/whatever, they wouldn't have ruined everything.

   Remember kids: Not everything needs to be posted online. And your future self will thank you for not making a giant mess, just for a second of internet fame.

   Also, especially in America, at least like 60% of the people on the road should NOT be driving. Probably even more. Because our typical "Drivers Ed" classes are a complete joke. No one learns anything about how to handle a car, unless their parents teach them. And at this point, most of the parents of new drivers don't know how to drive, either. But, because of how most of the country is set up, its nearly impossible to get anywhere without driving. Because, outside of city centers, everything is so spread out that walking or biking isn't really feasible for most people. And, there's basically no public transit infrastructure anywhere, because no one ever wants to pay for the construction.

   So yeah, pretty much all our roads are a mix of mad Max, and Idiocracy. And I'm honestly surprised more people don't die because of it.

5. "Concrete Dude" is a Karen, Lily. Karens drive as obnoxiously as they do everything else.

6. 11:38 oh man he just lost his last spoon 😂😂😂

7. 5:34 oh yeah she was SLAYING in that dress.

8. Big thumb down for mouth eating sounds

9. Where's Chibi Lily?

10. As I commented to the Fail Army posting:
    3:13 They're both right. This dude managed to blow through old/degraded safety glass so he didn't hit his head that hard, and he also went at full speed!

11. 1:54 Yeah, we'd expect a wheel off (I know I did) but all FOUR?!?

12. @2:00
    When I split
    riiiiiip
    my pants

13. 10:36 Манго заебись

14. 9:32
    Her natural response is to hit the griddy.

15. Well she's clearly never driven, given how long that tangent was about someone who was clearly texting lol. Did not need 10 mins of trying to figure it out good lord. Also, yes, texting and driving is illegal for exactly this reason in the US – it is far too easy to kill someone with that level of distraction. Nobody is above it, yet the world has so many "main characters" who think it just doesn't apply.

16. bah the eating on mic, lol

17. i was wonder what that lip smacking noise was threw out this whole video and just realize lily chews with her mouth open or she has really wet lips i had goose bumps all over my skin getting pissed off trying to find this lip smacking sound only to pause the video to have it stop, it would of been fine if i wasn't 9:37 minutes in to the video with it still going on like what the hell she eating peanut butter anyway love ya lily but a hear that enough with the 10 old people i live with that make apes chewing sound quiet I'm gonna watch the other videos

18. Very responsible of Lily to acknowledge her disposition to driving

19. The return of Shyworm

20. 24:50 did they really manage to put a whole raclette heating device UPSIDE DOWN ?! HOW ?! 🤣😭

21. Lily, don't look now, but there's a woim on your head.

22. Lord Pierre I happened to noticed that the last Lily Noises compilation was two years ago, I'm sorry if you've said something on this already but could you please make another one.

23. 22:10 Sasquatch didnt like your house, time to move buddy XD

24. Lily needs to get her 3d model a Gavel. JUSTICE SHALL BE SERVED!

25. The driving into the concrete one? Honestly in a lot of places it would be an instant suspension.
    Edit: aight, that was before seeing the guy try a second time. Thats taking it from being able to argue your suspension down from 2 years, to just straight 2 years minimum. Either stupid the first time and trying to escape the situation before getting caught (more evidence of stupid), or just entitled and malicious (Mercedes so likely).

26. Falling off a ladder on a scaffold isn't an accident. It's a suicide attempt.

27. 17:15 i agree however its most of the time just impatience or incompitance not malicious intent.

28. When I first started driving, I was terrified at first, but now I can just do it without really thinking about it, my body is just on autopilot. But of course if I see construction workers and traffic cones, then they have my full attention. Now I ironically find it a way to relax, I often come up with my best ideas while driving.

29. Your talking about the driver @16:00 is driving what looks to be a Mercedes, the "entitled" don't like being inconvenienced. There is a saying I heard many years ago, I don't remember the source any more: "Every time you try to idiot proof the world… the world creates a better idiot!!"

30. 99% of these people are just idiots tbh I have almost never experienced something that would go in a fail army video and I just live a normal life, I just have some common sense

31. That dress is called "Queen elizabeth on a wet day"

32. Hmpf Woman Hahahahaha

33. In the USA, most states have a minimum $100,000 fine plus 5-10/years of jail if you hit a worker in a construction zone. What they did with that damage will likely end up in a police report where they might get a license revoked, but that'll be up to a traffic court judge.

34. Never mind they shouldn't be driving

35. It's possible that the person was on their phone while driving not everyone can multi-task

36. It's a possibility that the driver wasn't paying attention to the road

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