The Acolyte – Dead & Buried (Compilation)

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1. Just a lil supercut of all the Acolyte videos. Work continues on Rings of Power.

   I have tweaked the audio on it in my permanent quest to accidentally make it sound good. If anyone is masochistic enough to have seen the original and the supercut versions, lemme know if it’s any better.

2. 14 hours?!?! Your editor needs a raise fr

3. Max wanks exceeded! 😂

   *Comment for the algorithm
   ** Still not watched it to completion

4. This show had communism a minute all the way😅 see you later alligator narco, communist, views of star

5. It took a while but watching this all the way through was a real treat. One aspect of your presentation is the incredibly detailed use of movie clips at just the right moments. Hats off to you and your team for this effort.

6. I both watched and enjoyed Star Wars Visions but I don't remember there being a Vergence in that episode, they're just twins and not even identical ones, so definitely not the same person. The bigger sin there I thought was their treatment of kyber crystals, but as with everything Visions related I don't make a fuss about it because it's meant to be anime directors playing with Star Wars toys and not part of Star Wars canon.

7. Lol @15:50. The incest community (again)

8. 14 hours is lonfer then the amount of time in the actual show… LMAO

9. The holiday special was better than this

10. Is that how you see me? Am I a green bean to you? 😂

11. It took a few months for me to realise Lesley was not a dude pretending to be a woman.

12. The lightsabers the younglins use are training sabers. And yes. Training is different in every era…

13. 14 hours?!?!? Daaaaaammmmnnn

14. This took me 3 days to finish. I will say, towards the end, that bit about Chesterton's fence was a terrific explanation for exactly what's wrong with these horrendous shows

15. can someone please count, how many times he said "Occupational Safety and Health Administration"

16. when a youtube video captivates me more than a big budget Hollywood show

17. I love Dafne as an actor so heres hoping she gets casted in a better Star Wars series.

18. well I'm not gay but one of my favourite youtubers is so..

19. Turns out, Yord was correct in suggesting they should arrest him from the start. Justice for Yord! But, uhm… "Jecki is a Jedi – she can take care of herself." Yord, did you not see the 7 nameless Jedi MASTERS immediately slaughtered by this guy???

    I hate that Leslye's views are so twisted and incendiary for the last 20 minutes of this video. She's the reason it'd be fantastic to be able to be able to instantly relay my exacts thoughts to her and explain everything wrong with those sentiments.

20. Don’t care how old the actress says she is, Ziggy Stardust-looking girl looks and sounds about 14, and even if she is 18, Occupational Safety and Health Administration has to be in her mid-20s, which makes hitting on/being sexually suggestive with somebody who literally just became legal seem kind of… “Hollywood” 😳

21. The Acolyte: A Quick Retrospective.

22. Me:
    > sees a >10hour long clip
    >"Ah another video from yourfavorite- wait, this isnt my favorite son…"
    >*realize its little platoon*
    >" It would seem i have another favorite son…"

23. Oh dear….Rings of Power is up next.

    They really want us to believe that "at the dawn of the Second Age", Sauron got his cheeks handed to him by a gaggle of orcs. Not just beaten up, but straight up murdered and only surviving because of "reasons" [I guess]. At this point, I am convinced they dislike the world Tolkien created.

24. You know what they call that?
    They call it a soup kitchen.

25. 5:16:28 "She racks a disciprine", has me dying😂

26. 14 h you madman.

27. You cannot even call this fan fiction.
    Nothing about this writing suggests that these writers are fans.

28. A think The Acolyte was great. But then I love seeing Disney piss away millions.

29. Who tf watching this long ass vid..i need to know

30. Fourteen hours of breaking down of something that only morons and child molesters can like. Good job.

31. The Fans Divided:
    On the Light side the ones who don´t like it but watched it.
    On the dark side the ones who claim to like it, defend it, dismay and cry for the cancellation, but never watched it.

32. It seems to me like the original sin with this show is that they pitched "The Acolyte" and sold it on a premise that it doesn't really feel like they were all that interested in, at least not as much as setting up future seasons, which ruined the potential of the concept almost from the beginning. I can get behind the idea that throughout all of this that the idea of who The Acolyte is changes from Mae to Osha but they spend so little time developing those two as characters that I ultimately don't care what they might have done with Osha in a Season 2. They needed to narrow the focus of this first season and expand on it later. We never should have learned who Mae's master was or it should have been a cliffhanger, Trinity should have been the last to die, at least half of the season should have been about trying to prove Osha's innocence, maybe while being on the run from the Jedi, only actually finding Mae much later. It should have been written in a way that we the audience actually questioned whether Osha was the assassin and the master should have been one of the mothers (or even one of the twins if they really wanted to do something unexpected). Plagueis should have been a Season 2+ reveal. Smilo-Ren shouldn't exist and whoever the master is should actually die before Osha turns to the sith, becomming the Acolyte of the yet to be revealed Plagueis. I can forgive the bad writing–I read comics–so long as the overarching plot makes sense.

33. I've seen alot of people saying this show deserved another chance and saying that "toxic fans killed it" but for starters, Platoon is one of the only people who even watched the show. And secondly, the Acolyte got canceled because of low viewership.
    It cost nearly double what Ahsoka did (Another black female lead Star Wars Show) and it struggled to even make half the audience that Ahsoka did.

    Before everyone comes and blames people like Platoon, let's get our facts right.

34. Why does a 14 hour video essay exist, who is going to watch this to the end?

35. Yaaasssss yaaaasssss

36. Under appreciated how good the editing on these are

37. I did it. It took me most of this week, but I made it through all 14 hours of this video from beginning to end, and I was far more entertained by it than I would have been had I spent that time watching The Acolyte.

38. Good God Platoon, Keem was right: You ARE sadistic! 🤣

39. only 14 hours? what´s with this adhd tiktok sh+t

40. Just wanna say thank you Mr. Platoon. I watch all your stuff

41. Back in the day you would feel embarrassed to admit you were a Star Wars fan. Today you would feel embarrassed to admit you were a Star Wars fan.

42. 14 hours 😮.When the Hangover comes ,Im spiting acid.

43. This is crazy and not in a good way. I hated this show just as much as the next guy, but FOURTEEN HOURS? Giving them more reason to make more shows like this

44. Ah yes, as we all know, ordering a kid/person to forgive someone else is the best way to mend relations!

45. 10:22:08
    Why would they? Headland views the sexual assault of vulnerable young people by older people in positions of power as a good thing. In her mind, there's nothing to address.

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