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  1. This story shows everything that's wrong with 2020s.
    15 years ago someone would've made them into a tasty soup after the first attack.
    And now? A friggin' TV sensation.

  2. I only recommend this because avian anatomy houses respiratory and vascular pathways inside their vertebra, meaning the method wont choke or strangle or cut off blood-flow whatsoever; when a turkey charges, grab it gingerly by the head or neck, walk wherever you were going while grasping its face or head, as you get to the door, let yourself in and let go of its face: fowl can safely dangle from their necks, but don't do that, once they're motivated to leave, let them leave.

  3. if it bothers u that much just kill them… this is an issue that can be solved with a 200 dollar hi-point, but otherwise, just punt the shit out of them if they start annoying you

  4. I'm in Methuen 20 minutes north and I've had a family of 9 in my yard for the last 2 weeks. Last night I had a delivery from old navy and they took the bag off my steps and dragged it into the yard and ripped it open 😄

  5. They have ruined my entire yard! Any ideas what I can do??? I chase them off several times a day. I just put up reflective pinwheels to see if it keeps them away.

  6. We had a problem like that in our town…All the residents put down their guns and started open carrying cans of cranberry sauce and boxes of stove top stuffing….The turkeys thought it was Thanksgiving, and haven't been seen since…

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