The Schoolyard Fight That Taught Joe Rogan a Valuable Lesson

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1. 8th grade,1989 SE Texas, paddled on first day of school in Home-economics with 3 other dudes by a short chunckie female teacher…1st day, she was not takin our class clown BS all year…I made edible lasagna,sewed an apron & heard from Philip what the inside of a vagina felt like…got an A

2. i would have rather got smacked across the face than lost my tv privileges

3. Erector sets were my moms chosen tool but I needed it.

4. Can’t even count how many wooden spoons got busted over my head from mama haha fucking deserved it tho

5. My mom broke a wooden cooking spoon in half over my head when I was younger. A month later when I would touch the spot on my head it still hurt

6. I believe Kentucky still allows the parents to allow corporal punishment.

7. Lot of people with Stockholm Syndrome in this comments section., honoring their abusers with word and behavior.

8. This is stupid why would this guys dad have a shotgun lying around the house just for his kids to play with, America is nuts.

9. That mentality is only in California, leave L.A that isn't a reflection of the rest of the country

10. “He wasn’t doing so well” LMFAO

11. I used to get bet around with a wooden spoon as a kid and then one day my ma got a new steel spoon…

12. My dad beat me with the cord from the frying pan when me n my buddy got arrested for shop lifting fishing lures at gateway mall in st.pete, FL. Back in the late 60,s .I didn't think he was ever going to stop hitting me !!!!!!!!!!! I never hit my kids with anything but my open hand on there butt.?

13. If ya can hit a little boy why not a little girl?

14. Had a similar experience. But I believe in spanking. I deserved every one I got. There is definitely a time and place for love of god. It's balance. I back handed my sister. I got back handed back with extreme prejudice.

15. Switches and a belt, and my Dads fkn, idk, hands as wide as 2 bricks! In kindergarten, my Principal had a Paddle on a mantel with an engraving above it, “Cats Paw”! WTF? Yep, got whacked by it a couple of times.

16. Removed the Bible from school.
    Removed paddling for disciplining
    Inserted mass shootings
    God and discipline gone anarchy and hate show up.
    Could there be a correlation???????????

17. I got locked in a box during high school. Smaller than a shower, solid wood, padlocked. I wish I would've fought that teacher. Let the cops arrive to find an injured minor, and possibly teacher, too.

18. Shoutout to Preston banks for taking on a young joe Rogan.

19. I think the important thing as a parent is paying attention to what your child needs. Not all kids respond to every punishment the same. And not every situation calls for the same reaction. There are times when a stern talking to is good enough. There are times when timeout and self reflection is necessary. And then there are those times when a physical message needs to be sent. There's also a huge difference between a single pop on the butt and "a beating" as Everlast calls it. It's not as cut and dry as never spanking your kids…just the same as it's not as cut and dry as always spanking them. Parenting isn't that simple.

20. Joe "The Day I Realized" Rogan
    The man has epiphanies for days!

21. Why is he holding a guitar

22. A lot of places still have licks

23. Yo joe WTF happened to you? Who the fucks this mongo you have on here with his guitar? What a divvy! Joe man you sellout fucker!

24. my grandpa got the ax handle. my dad got the fist. i got the belt. my kids got the hugs. a little improvement over each generation.

25. Joe rogan: “ this isn’t a mean guy, this is a sad guy”

26. I hate how the older generation writes off the younger generation(s) as if we never experienced or went through the exact same things

27. 4:58

    Lmao best advice ever

28. Whip your damn kids

29. Prestin banks has entered the chat.

30. Anybody from Lancaster Ca Landmark Christian School would dish out the paddle whoops big f'n cricket bat ? with holes drilled into it

31. Oh, boy here come the stories from the baby boomers. “This use to happen to me” “I use to get whooped by my parents with a belt” that’s just sad and fucked up.

32. I got a strap on my hands in Canada for whatever in grade 5 & 7 & 8. In grade 7 my GF was getting it too so if your hands had cuts or any marks you couldn't get the strap. So Laura burnt her hands with a cigarette. I laughed so hard cause she still got the strap anyways. I got it & laughed going out of office b/c the principal was sweating & breathing heavy for hitting my hands 7 times on each hand. I'd never let a prick like that see me hurt. Run my hands under fountain & I was done. F**K him.

33. My dad smacked my ass…..2 times in my life when I was a kid. … only times.. and for sure I deserved them… lol
    Yet to snack any of my 3. Lol

34. Honestly if anybody deserved an asskicking it was the parents leaving firearms around available for a kid. Fucked up to load that responsibility on the kid and beat him, if it should be yourself who you should take into responsibility.

35. Everybody’s mom hit them with that wooden stirring spoon

36. Paddling? That's nothing. I went to a much tougher school than that. I mean shit, our school newspaper had an obituary column. I remember in 1st grade, a teacher asked me, "what comes after a sentence?" I said, "You make an appeal!" -The late Great Rodney Dangerfield

37. Oh felony assault on a child is soooo funny. Man I can’t stop laughing.

38. If it wasn’t for Jump Around this guy would have been in prison.

39. Are paddlings illegal in some places in America? I got my ass tore up in high school I’m pretty sure they still have them here in Texas

40. And look how we cuddle and protect our children now. No repercussions, no consequences, no self accountability….. and yet so entitled, they think the world owes them. Somewhere along the way we strayed.

41. A Schoolyard Fight against a Chimpanzee on DMT, didn't expect that.

42. I got my ass whoppin' when growing up. I think I turned out pretty fine. Most of my friends got the same from their parents growing up. Most of them are upstanding and well adjusted people. Physical discipline is a necessity and like Everlast said, it's got it's time and place.

43. I used to have to cut my own switches lol and I better not come back with a little one or I got it worst…need more of that today dont spare thy rod !!!!! Discipline is needed right from wrong is almost gone now days

44. I had a wooden cooking spoon broken over my ass when I was 4 y.o. but I definitely deserved it.

45. young man young man give me that kni cheech chong fe

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