Bit Quest Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Someone got into something they weren’t supposed to, haha
(If you watch my other videos, this one is probably kind of random, but I thought it was funny, so I thought I would just share it because sharing cute animal videos makes the world a better place!!)
Feel free to share it with whomever you’d like!!! ^_____^
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P.S. The turtle has been fixed now and is in the process of recovering from his successful surgery
P.S.S. The hole has been sewn too
P.S.S.S. My youngest sister, Brandi won that turtle somewhere for winning some kind of game at an amusement park I think. We were going to just donate it, but then this happened and we figured most kids wouldn’t want a giant stuffed animal turtle with a hole ripped in its back.
P.S.S.S.S. One time I won a prize at an amusement park.
P.S.S.S.S.S. It was a participation prize.
P.S.S.S.S.S.S. The girl running the game felt bad for me.
P.S.S.S.S.S.S.S. If you’re reading this and you could have any giant stuffed animal of any type of animal, which giant stuffed animal animal would you want?? (Unicorns, Dragons, and Hobos included)